Part 1 - The Stuff of Awesome
When play begins:
say " You are Dude McAwesomebro.[line break] You're on a quest to be the most awesome bro in the history of forever. To accomplish this, you'll first need to get your meaty hands on the Helmet of Awesome +5. There's a rumor that it's been seen somewhere in a dungeon near Rad Town.[line break] You set out for Rad Town, and after a day's journey you arrive in the city."