Legends of Awesomeness — 5 of 11

Chapter 3 - Story

Section 1 - Presets

Swordening is a scene. Swordening begins when play begins.

The carrying capacity of the player is 10.

The maximum score is 100.

[loincloth]

The player wears a loincloth. The description of the loincloth is "A standard white barbarian hero's loincloth, aged with the experience of your various unsung (but undoubtedly awesome) adventures. It carries with it a strong odor of adventure and the... 'markings' of battle."

The scraps of loincloth are a thing.

Understand "cloth" or "underwear" or "panties" as loincloth.

Understand "cloth" or "underwear" or "panties" as the scraps of loincloth.

Instead of eating the loincloth for the first time:

say "But then you wouldn't have any sort of armoring with which to cradle your vital areas. You'd leave yourself open for critial hits and maximum damage, and all that jazz. And that wouldn't be cool, bro. Not at all.";

Instead of eating the loincloth:

say "Seriously, don't eat that. It's nasty.";

Instead of eating the loincloth for the third time:

say "Alright, fine. You eat the loincloth, you sick bastard.";

remove loincloth from play.;

now the player carries the scraps of loincloth.;

Instead of eating the scraps of loincloth:

say "You already ate that. You can't go eating multiple loincloths in one game. Beside, you're feeling full, and that was every bit as nasty as it was described to be.";

[waterskin]

The player carries a waterskin. The description of the waterskin is "A plain brown waterskin, filled with a bit of indistinguishable river water from a random river somewhere."

Understand "water" or "drink" or "skin" or "canteen" or "flask" as the waterskin.

The waterskin can be holywater, lava, full, half full, or empty. The waterskin is full.

Instead of eating the waterskin:

say "You'd rather not do that. You've tried it before and only ended up disappointed in the flavor of the cured leather. You can drink it, empty it, or fill it.";

Instead of drinking the waterskin when the waterskin is empty:

say "The waterskin is empty.";

Instead of drinking the waterskin:

if the waterskin is half full:

now the waterskin is empty;

say "You embibe a large gulp of whatever-it-is from the waterskin.";

say "No more water in there now.";

stop the action.;

if the waterskin is full:

now the waterskin is half full;

say "You embibe a large gulp of whatever-it-is from the waterskin.";

say "Only half-full now.";

stop the action.;

otherwise:

say "Are you ceral? You can't drink that.";

Emptying is an action applying to one thing.

Understand "empty [something]" or "drain [something]" or "dump [something]" as emptying.

Instead of emptying something:

say "You can't empty that.";

Instead of emptying the waterskin:

say "You dump whatever-it-was out of the waterskin onto the ground.";

now the waterskin is empty.;

Filling is an action applying to one thing.

Understand "fill [something]" as filling.

Instead of filling something:

say "You can't fill that.";

Instead of filling the waterskin:

if the well is visible:

say "The waterskin is now full of what's-it.";

now the waterskin is full.;

stop the action.;

if the holy water is visible:

say "The waterskin is now full of holy water.";

now the waterskin is holywater.;

stop the action.;

otherwise:

say "You can't see any liquid to put in your waterskin. Bummer.";

Instead of eating the waterskin:

say "You chew on the leathery pouch for a minute until remembering that it's inedible.";